OMG! YOU WON!?!

Definitely one of my favorite comments on yesterday's midterm election results. Courtesy of Metafilter user "wfrgms", an imaginary chat conversation between President George W. Bush and new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi:

GWB72: OMG! YOU WON!?!
pelosi69: YEH! U SUX!
GWB72: SUX IT BIOTCH!
pelosi69: whatever, ur so inpeachd! LOL!

posted by wfrgms at 2:30 AM PST on November 8

Apparently, the real conversation this morning was anticlimactic in comparison.

In other election-related blogging, Dave's Long Box examines the political orientations of yr fave superheroes:

WONDER WOMAN – SOCIALIST

Wonder Woman was raised in an all-female society, a monarchist utopia with strong socialist overtones and plenty of hot girl-on-girl action. Wonder Woman came to “Patriarch’s World” with a clear liberal agenda but a willingness to crack skulls if need be. She’s heavily into social justice, environmental issues, and sisterhood. Wonder Woman is not beyond sticking a high-heeled red boot up your ass if you get in the way of her Sapphic Socialism.

The Incredible Hulk is characterized as a Libertarian, and apparently visited a polling place in Allentown, PA:

A man who reportedly believed Republicans were conspiring to steal today's election entered an Allentown polling site, signed in and proceeded to smash the screen of one of the electronic voting machines with a metal cat paperweight, poll volunteers said.

Yeah. Metal cat paperweight, my ass. HULK USE FIST TO SMASH THE STATE!! HULK SMASH POSSIBILITY OF VOTER FRAUD AND HACKING INHERENT IN DESIGN OF ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE!! HULK MAKE HIS VOICE HEARD!!

Perhaps the Hulk is really a Burning Man Generation techno-anarchist with strong "Green" Party leanings. Get it? "Green" Party?

OMG Shawn made a funny!!111!!!!ROTFLOL!!

Hmmm, maybe we shouldn't have invited the "Pun"isher to our little election-oriented blogpost!