The King Of New Jersey

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The boisterous keg party continued to escalate and young Tenzin could be found in the calm but intense eye-of-the-hurricane center of the burgeoning madness. Out-of-control doesn't quite begin to describe his self-assured but foolhardy antics; he promptly dismissed the donning of lampshade hats as bourgeois, and instead slapped a Japanese basket on his head as an impromptu fez.

He then demanded documentation of his all-out party domination by the most skilled of his fellow celebrators: "Dude, take my picture! I'm the freaking King Of The World! Or at least the King Of New Jersey!"

At last report, Tenzin was unable to feel his legs but assured all present that he would steadfastly pursue the duties and obligations of the office of King Of New Jersey by continuing to, in his words, "party in a hearty manner."